Who could love me?
I could and I should and I can and I will
Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive
Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive
Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive
additional harry potter find: deathly hallows hipster fleece by soeffingcute
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
"I’m always so hungry that it overrides the nerves."
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
"when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”
idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
so this happened on my dash and i thought it was glorious.
"A mom came up to me and told me her daughter had been asked by some little girls at school, “Are your mommies lesbians?” And the little girl was like, “Yeah.” And the little girl went home and told her mom, who said, “How did you get the confidence to [say] that?” And the little girl responded, “Mom, I’m like Rachel Berry!” That was really, really cool.”